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Billing#

The Vogons run the worst bureaucracy in the galaxy. We're trying to do the exact opposite. Money conversations don't have to be complicated — everything here is clear: what you owe, what you've paid, how much credit you have.

No form is in triplicate, we promise.

Invoice List#

Go to Billing — your entire history at a glance.

Filter by status:

  • Unpaid — invoices waiting for payment. Paying on time is a fine habit. Perhaps not the most important rule in the universe, but easily in the top ten.
  • Paid — completed transactions. Reassuring green checkmarks. Even Deep Thought couldn't produce a more satisfying answer.
  • Cancelled — sometimes an invoice gets cancelled. In the grand scheme of things, this is insignificant — the universe is expanding anyway.

Making a Payment#

  1. Select your unpaid invoice
  2. Click Pay Now
  3. Choose your method:
    • Credit/Debit Card — processed instantly. Improbability Drive speed.
    • Bank Transfer — wire transfer, 1-2 business days. Reliable, classic, time-tested.
    • Balance — automatically deducted from your account credit. Path of least resistance.
  4. Confirm — done. That's it. Really.

Account Balance#

You can pre-load credit to your account. When there's sufficient balance, invoices are paid automatically — even while you sleep. Even while you're hitchhiking across the other end of the galaxy.

How does auto-pay work?

When a new invoice is generated, the system checks your balance. If sufficient, the invoice is paid automatically and you receive a confirmation email. If insufficient, the invoice remains unpaid and we notify you. No panic — just information.

Wait, why is everything this simple?

Because it should be. Billing doesn't have to be a domain that challenges the complexity of the universe. We just tell you what you owe, you pay it. That's it. The Vogons don't understand this concept, but you do.